Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The True Source of Superhero Angst

My dad shared with me his theory on why superheroes tend to be angsty.  It isn't the effects of dealing with the worst of humanity, the tragic pasts, or the conflict between civilian and superhero identities.  The true source is spandex.

Why?  Because spandex leads to super-wedgies, which would make anyone moan and groan.

I love my dad.

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